1. I could comfortably reach my big toe to my mouth; not that I would ever actually stick it in there, I'd just like to be able to without tearing several muscles and their respective ligaments. Observe my daughter: 2. Although I still wouldn't stick my big toe in my mouth, I'd like the license to do it and still be cute. Avey demonstrates below:
3. I'd like it to be cute to have bald spots and thinning hair that just won't behave. Notice the following:
4. I also wish it was cute and healthy to be pudgy in my cheeks and belly. I wish strangers I met on the street would praise me for my gut and rounding face. Although I have to admit that I would not like getting either of them pinched (hint, hint).